evil mastermind

My boss, due to medical issues, is unable to be in the office. Most would think that this is great- like having a free run... however, we would disagree (and by "we", I mean the folks on the staff here in our office).

Shortly after his doctor told him that he can't be here, he installed about 75 security cameras in and around the building. Now he calls me, and asks, "You were just in the conference room with your assistant for 12 minutes. What were you doing?", or "How come you spent so much time in the bathroom this morning- are you sick, or were you making personal calls on your cell phone?", or, the best, when my assistant had an allergy attack this spring, "I noticed (name omitted) coming out of the bathroom rubbing her nose suspiciously. I think that she may be on the cocaine. You should send her for a random drug test today."

I have had micro managers as bosses before, but this is getting insane. Too bad the job market is soft, and my thousands of resumes haven't gleaned a new job- yet... Wish me luck!