What others think
I AM AN ASSHOLE BOSS
No one that works for me knows what an asshole boss I am, but I laugh about it with my friends daily. I own a phone room and all of my employees think I am the nicest guy in the world and my non existent partner is an asshole. I regularly bounce pay checks until employees quit, but it doesn’t matter because I regularly hire new people.
The turnover rate would be the same because to get workers, I have to advertise an inflated pay rate that includes commissions on a rate of sales no one could close. So if the turnover rate would be 3 weeks whether I pay them or not, why give them checks they can cash? I have one loyal worker, an office manager who thinks she is my secretary.
I regularly leave to drink with my friends claiming to be meeting with my business partner to discuss whatever and I mention "I want to see if we can get more money so I can pay those that have proven themselves more money". Whenever I return I first look disappointed then I quickly switch to worried "Oh no if Jerry finds out this or that happened while we were at the meeting I am going to be in so much trouble," and "If he finds out this is all we closed today..." This way whenever I leave the office, she takes over and I only have to pay the manager the rate for a secretary.
Lately I have been excepting dares from my friends. Friday I peed in the coffee (every telemarketer drinks coffee). And today we went to the gym and after a long workout we went into the locker room and rubbed 20 pens with crotch sweat and tomorrow morning before anyone gets in, I will put one pen on everyone’s desk. Throughout the day I will be sending my friends pics from my phone to theirs of workers when they put the pens in their mouths.
You’re full of shit.
Har har
As a fellow asshole boss, I applaud your guile and originality. You make all of us assholes look really bad. Congratulations and thanks.
I think u are the sickess blasted human being alive.. I hope ur Office Manager comes and find u dead in the office with every cent u own on u.. u dog
Good spoof.
full of shit!
Well, while u was peeing in the coffee….. they was farting in the mouth piece of your phone, and wiping thier used toliet paper on it.
It just goes to show that some people “assholes or bullshitters”
what they will do for attention…
i know you watch out!!
WHAT A LIFE U MUST LIVE IN YOUR FANTASY WORLD U REALLY SHOULD COME DOWN TO REALITY SOMETIME I PROMISE IT’S WORTH IT.
if you’re for real (and i realize you may be hoaxing us),”asshole” isn’t nearly strong enough.despicable,maybe.
loser.
U r really a good boss. Others may think that ur an ‘asshole’ but I don’t think so. Because I love people like U and I’m longing to have few words with U. If U ask me, U R a “GOD FATHER”
Your a moron, but funny.
Those pens sound delicious!
Soooooooooooooo badddddddddd of you. You shouldn’t bounce checks, its someone’s earning for 3 meals a day. Very unfair of you!! Blaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
I would first say total BS but I did once work in a telemarketing job while in college. Based on the asshole boss there, I know some people like this exist.
If true, Wow, what a true reflection of your character. Oops, did I say character? I should say a true lack of any.
When you are older (if someone you screw doesn’t kill you before that happens) there will be a time when you will regret this greatly.
HOAX at best. A few sick ideas though.
Better off getting your cap at Starbucks before hitting the office.
By the way, it should “accepting dares”, not “excepting”. If you’re going to create a hoax story, might as well make it grammatically corrrrect.
I am your fellow asshole! keep it up
...should be “accepting dares”
Correct has two r’s, not four. Typo.
U R LOOSER
U ARE A MUTE ,, U HAVE GOT TO BE SINGLE,, UR NOT A REAL BOSS U ARE A LABOURER,, U SPEND TO MUCH TIME ON THE OLD PC,, U ABSOLOUTE WANKER
Bullshit, but that is a funny story anyway, now go back to class and learn some true lies
The only thing that could have possibly made this story any better is the “asshole boss” who is scamming the “asshole boss” and putting nose crusties on the toilet paper in the “managers bathroom” Sick world we live in….
LOL – bad karma for even writing something so nasty.
Who’s to say if it’s true or not? If it is, remember the rule that what you send out comes back times 3. So, you will be ripped off, lied to, have your food and drinks pissed and shit in, and you will end up miserable beyond hope. Someone will stick their finger up their own ass and wipe it on the rim of your cup. Remember, it’s times 3 for each person you fuck.
you should be shot if you havent been allready
I hope you develop a strange rash and I hope word gets around how you are constantly scratching your crotch!
ur a fuckn idiot. if its all bullshit then ur a loser..if its true, your even more of a loser.
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