My boss - the sabatuer

Today, I needed a specific dollar amount quote to give to a client.

I asked my boss for the quote, he gave it to me and I then called the client to give him the $$ quote.

Well my boss gave me the WRONG dollar amount completely.

About 30min after I called the client and gave him the wrong information, my boss came out of his office and said, "apparently you cant add cuz you gave the client the wrong dollar amount and quote".

In my head i thought, "you ass hole- i asked you for the quote and you gave it to me... and then i told the client exactly what you told me"

My boss loves to sabotage things in order to make other people look stupid and him look better.

There's a saying, "you don't need to blow my candle out to make yours glow brighter".

A totally cheesy saying, but it was engineered for guys like my boss.