You're a mean one..........Mister Grinch ! ! !

This story is actually kind of funny...

My wonderful, self absorbed, perfect, God-like, asshole boss left the office one day as he sometimes does to actually work his business.

He was gone for hours.

I had to drop some paperwork off in his office and place a couple minor items on his desk. I was alone in the office and well, I'm a singer.

You can only imagine what happened.

I walked the distance to my boss's dungeon office and started humming to myself.

My volume increased as I walked into my boss's office knowing he wasnt around.

Well, he was.

He had somehow crept back into the building and back into his office.He IMMEDIATELY said, "STOP...........HUMMING!!!!!!!!"

With a big smile and a handful of sarcasm, I said, " O.........K :) "

I dropped off the paperwork and went back to my desk giggling LOL.

My boss officially wins the Mr. Grinch award for killing the small amount of happiness I was able to conjur at work through humming.

One thing is certain, THANK GOD I'm not as uptight and as sour as my boss. I dont know how he lives with himself. He's so bitter and upset all the time.... its sad, but in a very funny way--- cuz he doesnt it to himself.

Pitty party of 1 (in the no humming section please)